Minato = annoying wimp. Just goes to show how Kishi's stopped caring about his work.
From one discontented fan to another, I must ask you: are you familiar with Naruto's pilot chapter? I ask because especially in light of sentiments like those expressed here throughout the fandom, I want people to know that there is an oft-neglected AU that people can expand upon as they wish. I've even made a group for it ^^